I'm so jealous.” - Matt, on Regenerators “ First lady of stink butt.” - Pat “ His big, pulsating, red, parasite nipples.” - Matt “' Get off my Obama plane!', said Harrison Ford.” - Matt “ Team Blacktail probably likes Jacob. When you drink and somebody goes too far and you forgive them.” - Pat “ They can eat whatever they want and never gain a pound. with this shotgun.” - Pat “ STRYKER!” - Matt and Pat, in perfect unison “ I think you should make it the most disorganized ever.” - Matt about the attache case “ Just start flipping guns upside down.” - Pat “ You wanna push this dumb, nonsense word salad farther?” - Pat “ Ada, are you first-basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!” - Matt, as Leon in response to Ada's kiss mark on her letter “ I like a girl with a wide hit box.” - Pat “ These carrots are delicious.” - Pat “ Is that your trouser snake or is that some weird fish?” - Matt “ The dolphins trying to get its dick wet, which is weird cause it's in the ocean.” - Pat “ That's how you determine best friends. This is Resident Evil 4 not Kisscraft.” - Pat “ Problems are about to be solved. American school girls doing menial tasks.” - Pat “ To be fair though, I am an idiot.” - Pat “ I hope you didn't accidentally sell me anything too early, Stranger.” - Matt as the Merchant “ No Matt, no kisses. I can't believe you were talking about my weird monkey ears!” - Matt “ I am just dripping with flash grenades.” - Pat “ And now the viewer will think they could do it better.” - Pat “ Your dad gave me permission to beat you.” - Pat, to Ashley “ Thanks Obama.” - Matt “ Ashley wanted to spend her time with a guy that doesn't get her asshole maced.” - Matt “ I was actually thinking, should I reload my save file to get back those four shotgun shells?” - Pat “ I assume the snake ate the chicken egg, and there's not some sort of weird snake/chicken hybrid running around.” - Matt “ If I went to church and the dude was pile driving like, a dummy of Satan.” - Pat “ Please don't sniper scope my asshole this time.” - Matt “ When I say you have to fight invisible enemies in a survival horror game, you'd probably go, 'Fuck you and fuck that!'” - Pat “ I can't wait to get shot in the mouth.” - Pat “ Man, this riot shotgun looks so fucking cool.” - Pat “ Why are we making fun of blind people?” - Pat “ He just got done with the coitus, and he calls her 'fuckface!?'” - Matt “ That parasite horse gets good gas mileage.” - Pat “ Hey Ashley, solve your own murder!” - Matt “ Did you see those dirtbags started a wiki article about every time I fuck up!?” - Pat “ This is the new fetish.
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If you don't know how to swim, learn how to.” - Pat “ What happens if Waterworld happens? Then you're fucked!” - Matt “ How rude.
cause who's never wanted to suplex an evil priest? It's the American Dream, really.” - Matt “ I need more goat testicles, in my mouth.” - Pat “ Draw a butt, and if you get an erection, you may have a problem.” - Pat, quoting advice from Plague of Gripes “ Merchant Obama is the worst Obama.” - Pat “ I remember all the things people do to me when I'm unconscious.” - Pat “ Not all the things.” - Matt “ I'm looking at your vagina.” - Pat “ Can you see them? Why am I physically getting off the couch to look?” - Matt “ I wonder if the penetration of the Punisher.” - Pat “ I always ask myself that same question!” - Matt “ Learn how to swim kids. they're easy to catch.” - Pat “ Too bad your chainsaw doesn't have a scope, you fucking turd!” - Matt “. I'm mating with this joke” - Pat “ Everyone would be like, 'Pat, your dick is huge.', but no, it's not though.” - Pat “ You know what they say about fish with big mouths. and then I was like, 'fuck that'.” - Pat “ Remember when we played this last, and you accidentally killed the guy?” - Matt “ That's the joke I'm mating. so if I fuck up, I should feel really ashamed.” - Pat “ Remember when we said we'd never do this because the game is too good?” - Pat “ Now I don't speak Spanish, but I believe he is like, 'Suck my balls'.” - Pat “ I was looking at stuff like, what if we did a no-merchant run.
No wonder this is Woolie's favorite Resident Evil.” - Matt “ That dog!” - Matt & Pat “. I can't just keep jamming Resident Evil in my whore mouth.” - Pat “ In fact, you get rewarded for animal cruelty. “ We gotta remember when the dumb moments are, and shut our stupid, stupid whore mouths.
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